UnderGround Forums What's worse than having Khabib on top of you?

2/5/20 9:36 AM
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Khabib on top, under a rule set allowing headbutts.

2/5/20 10:06 AM
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I believe having Khabib inside of you would be worse.

2/5/20 11:14 AM
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1st post nailed it!

2/5/20 11:17 AM
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Spidermonkey - I believe having Khabib inside of you would be worse.

One might argue with that..

2/5/20 11:44 AM
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I never once got into a tub with several of my friends. Not willingly anyway. 

2/5/20 11:46 AM
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Geniuses:

1. Socrates

2. The guy who invented wheels on luggage

3. First reply on The UG

2/5/20 11:52 AM
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I mean seriously? Repeat headbutts from the top? This is the shit he would be doing in UFC if they allowed it?

 

GTFO.

2/5/20 11:53 AM
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Kirik -

Geniuses:

1. Socrates

2. The guy who invented wheels on luggage

3. First reply on The UG

I'm the only real genius on the UG. Everyone else just follow my lead.

2/5/20 11:53 AM
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Kirik -

Geniuses:

1. Socrates

2. The guy who invented wheels on luggage

3. First reply on The UG

And get my Vice Mayor throne ready, Kirik.

2/5/20 1:14 PM
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His opponent's skin is made of hard leather? He doesn't even seem to have a scratch

2/5/20 2:23 PM
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Kirik - 

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1. Socrates

2. The guy who invented wheels on luggage

3. First reply on The UG


No shit! Some of the BEST, most quick witted responses over the years have been 1st post!
2/5/20 2:50 PM
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Having Rosie O'donnel on top of you.

2/5/20 3:06 PM
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oranos -
Kirik -

Geniuses:

1. Socrates

2. The guy who invented wheels on luggage

3. First reply on The UG

And get my Vice Mayor throne ready, Kirik.

I've got something ready for you, shit head.

2/5/20 3:12 PM
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Having Mark Coleman on top

2/5/20 3:57 PM
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OG 12er -

I never once got into a tub with several of my friends. Not willingly anyway. 

If only you had any 

2/5/20 5:05 PM
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Spidermonkey - I believe having Khabib inside of you would be worse.

How do you know unless you tried?

2/5/20 5:06 PM
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OG 12er -

I never once got into a tub with several of my friends. Not willingly anyway. 

I guess all your friends are dudes?

2/5/20 5:19 PM
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His mother.

2/5/20 5:34 PM
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Having conor smash a tampon into your vagina may be worse. 

2/5/20 6:15 PM
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Paul Harris having you in a heel hook. 

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coleman was rather rough lol

2/5/20 8:20 PM
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BringBackGoldy -

Having conor smash a tampon into your vagina may be worse. 

* cervix.

2/5/20 8:21 PM
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Spidermonkey - I believe having Khabib inside of you would be worse.

One might argue with that..

LMAO!

2/5/20 8:24 PM
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Meh. I've seen shoulder shrugs do more damage than what that video showed. 

2/5/20 10:26 PM
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Jim Norton.